‘Waffle Monkey stop making me head roll’
grl he can’t help bein f4buluz
Tessie the Bear doesn’t want to play with Noddy because she has to pull weeds
get it into your heads Nods
she doesn’t loves you
move on with your life you’re better than her
A girl’s fb status.
“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”
… dead.
(via modernnormal)
